I swear this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• Perhaps it's time change my luck
• It must just be my imagination
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of chickens came out over a building. They were flying all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has read more to be a trick of the eye.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

You guys won't believe that just happened. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to pass out! Everything was just so wild.

• It's unreal
• Seriously though
• This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps ask someone else for help?